WHY LET HIM SING?

Why let HIM sing??

Hello people….

So why DOES HIMesh Reshamiya want to sing?? For all those who have NOT heard him sing (a very, very lucky group of people) this is just another satire on some celebrity. But for those who have heard the scratchy, croaked and often disdainful voice of the prodigy with a nasal twang, I am sooooooooo sorry, but just like and me and many others, your expectancy has gone down just another notch….

He perpetually stormed into the music world with his songs in 'Aashiq Banaya Apne' and had tarnished many a paint on tarmacs of the music world. But the problem is the he refuses go away with it. And what more his nasal stretch is often so long that it doesn't stop until the listener's cheeks burn with the silent imputation of parsimony that he has to bear (seldom hear ) it all. The irony is that this prodigy has never spurned his back on singing in spite of repeated pleadings, requests and innumerable death letters. Reader's note: I myself have been involved in giving structure to four different plots to modify his vocal cords..

1.With a group of Indian militants who believe he is the chief cause of Indo-Pak terrorism.

2. With the tribals of a village in Gujrat who claim that whoever sings his songs on a full moon night, he dies….or is metamorphosized into a werewolf.

3.With Anu Malik and Bappi Lahiri, who had immovable confidence that they sing zillion times better than him. ( Cmon, I needed supporters).

4.And finally, with President Bush(HIS MAJESTY), who claims that Himesh has a complex diazo compound in his vocal cords which is a component of the deadliest nuclear missile ever made. Hail President Bush….Kudos to you…

Of the afore mentioned, I am closest to President Bush to whom I owe an apology, Himesh Reshamiya is but an Indian.

Coming to his so called achievements, he won the award for best singer and best music director in the Filmfare awards and the MTV Asia awards….

Gosh!!! Though it's nothing new with film fare, but how could MTV stoop so low???

Even our very own Pratik can sing better than him.(I doubt he’ll agree).

Though our very own Anu Malik comes next: zero talent but loved by EVERYBODY.

Now coming to his appearance, glittering in his shervani and his black cap with the mike inclined to him at an obtuse angle, he looks insidious. Even worse than his sickening, blood curdling voice, are his unobtrusive, lame and baseless videos…

Every artist has his own statement to make and he does so with the help of his videos.

But how can one even tolerate the lyrics which go like: " I love you Sayyonee…koi shaq ..Whassup"…. Through this Himesh proudly shows his mental capacity (which is that of a two year old) and lives upto it in his video.

And as if that were not enough, the moron decided to act. No wonder the extra zzz in his movie Karzzzzzzz are justified- not that I watched it, but that’s beside the point.

His breakthroughs are not only limited to the world of music but he has made even the doctors' victim to his songs….The perpetual question being: through which part of his body does he breathe while he is singing??

And finally, if you know Himesh Reshamiya, please get him to read this so that we can live happily ever after……Amen!!!

Cheers ,

Ankit Gaurav Bhardwaj